Question 1

Why am I getting clicks but no conversions?

Accepted Answer

Usually the page—not the ad platform. Message mismatch, weak proof, confused CTA, or offer friction quietly refuse the money. A Funnel Autopsy maps which leak costs the most before you rewrite creatives again.

Question 2

Why are my Meta / Google ads not converting?

Accepted Answer

Ads can deliver the right click and still die on a SaaS landing page that looks commodity or asks for trust it hasn't earned. We diagnose the page and path first; we don't manage ad accounts.

Question 3

What makes a landing page convert?

Accepted Answer

Clear promise matched to the click, proof above the fold, one primary action, and friction that fits buyer stage. High-converting pages sell before the sales call—not after.

Question 4

CRO agency vs Funnel Autopsy — what's the difference?

Accepted Answer

Typical CRO retainers run thousands per month for ongoing tests. Autopsy is a $990 paid diagnosis in 7 days: scorecard + Loom + ranked repairs. Hire a retainer after you know the leak—or book First Repair with us.

Question 5

What is a landing page / funnel / conversion audit?

Accepted Answer

A structured teardown of your live pages against traffic, spend, and goal metric. Ours ships as a Funnel Scorecard with dollar-band leaks—not a 40-page PDF of best practices.

Question 6

Isn't this just another agency with a meaner name?

Accepted Answer

No catalog of 13 offers. No ad buying. No rebrand packages. We diagnose leaks, rebuild the costly page, and measure lift. If you need a full-service team, we're the wrong hire — on purpose.

Question 7

Why pay when Lighthouse / Hotjar / ChatGPT are free?

Accepted Answer

Free tools show symptoms. The Autopsy returns a ranked money-leak map tied to your analytics, spend, and live page — plus a repair queue with effort tags. That's a decision product, not a rewrite prompt.

Question 8

What's the refund policy on Autopsy?

Accepted Answer

If we miss the 7-day delivery window from complete inputs (URL, analytics access or exports, goal metric), you get a full refund. Once the scorecard and Loom are delivered, the Autopsy fee is non-refundable—you keep the deliverables either way.

Question 9

Will you just recommend more work so you can sell the repair?

Accepted Answer

The scorecard stands alone. Founding members get 100% autopsy credit toward First Repair within 30 days — so the incentive is to be useful, not to pad the queue. You can DIY the repair list.

Question 10

What if my traffic is too low to measure lift?

Accepted Answer

We'll say so. Low-traffic funnels get qualitative repair priorities and a measurement plan for when volume arrives. We won't invent statistical significance you don't have.

Question 11

Who qualifies?

Accepted Answer

B2B SaaS or service businesses with some traffic, ads, leads, or sales calls — and conversion economics that feel broken. Brand-new zero-traffic idea validation is not the fit.

Question 12

What do you need from me?

Accepted Answer

URL, analytics access or exports, traffic source, goal metric (demo / trial / booked call), ad spend snapshot if relevant, and a decision-maker on the intake. Autopsy turns around in 7 days from complete inputs.

Get your funnel scored

Score the leak in five questions.

Do you have real traffic (or ad spend) hitting a page?

Sample scorecard + 12-point checklist

Save my score + open the sample